Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009, 04:44 am
The worst contest ever.
This contest is dumb. The entries will be dumb. The prizes will be dumb. I'm sorry. ---------------------------------------- ----------------------- The Contest: 1. Write a 250 character (letter, not word) or less speed-story* loosely involving a dragon entirely in LOLspeak**.And/Or 2. Write a dragon*** LOLspeak haiku. (3 line poem, 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.) ---------------------------------------- ----------------------- The Prizes: Lolspeak speed-story winner: I will design a dragon based on your lolspeak story, and just your lolspeak story. No additional information is required! (or will be accepted) You will receive a high-rez copy of your loldragon and the dragon will be published as a spot illustration in my next how-to-draw book. Lolspeak haiku winner: Same deal! ---------------------------------------- ----------------------- The Rules:1. Have fun. 2. Your entry must be either a LOLspeak haiku (follow the syllable rules of the format) or a 250 character (letter, not word) or less story. If your haiku is not a haiku, or your speed story is much too long, your entry will be disqualified. 3. The LOLspeak story or haiku must be your own work. 4. You may enter up to 3 times. 5. All entries must be recieved by Friday June 19th 11:59PM EST. Entries past this time are still welcome, but you will no longer be eligible to win. 6. All entries must be posted to this journal entry. Comments are screened, so only you and I will be able to see your entry(s). After the contest is over I will unscreen all entries so everyone can enjoy. If you do not have a LJ account, simply post your e-mail or DA/FA/SA or other way I can get in contact with you should you win. 7. The dragon I design based on your LOLspeak poem or story will be published as a spot illustration in my next how-to-draw book. By entering this contest, you are acknowledging that you are okay with this. If you do not want me to draw a dragon based on your story and wish to enter anyway, you must specify that you do not wish to win the prize, but only to share your story :-) 8. I will be judging this with a panel of LOLspeak experts who are totally not my Warcraft vent buddies. (only they are.) ---------------------------------------- ----------------------- Disclaimer: Since I'm going to be drawing a dragon based on the haiku or story,the dragon design may not turn out exactly how you have in your head if you're trying to win this contest to get a very specific dragon drawn. This contest is mainly for fun, which is why the I'm not asking for art or small novellas. The idea is that you will have as much fun writing your 5 min blurbs as you will if you win and get a dragon, or so I hope :-)
* I can tell you right now that a speed-story that consists entirely of describing your dragon is not a story at all!
**If you're not familiar with lolspeak, the link I provided kind of gives you the gist of it. Now, when I say "entirely" in lolspeak, that basically means mispell as much as possible, but you are not limited to the words contained in the lolspeak dictionary.
***Because Haiku are short and can be very interpretive, you don't have to have your haiku specifically mention a dragon or scales or wings and whatnot if you don't want to. Just know that if your haiku is chosen it will eventually be turned into a dragon.
Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 09:38 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): HAIKU
ohai! im dragon
mai top hat iz feroshuss
i nom pink pickles
-SailorSlytherin (same name on dA) Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:03 am (UTC)
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) dozaloz
heer u go lol ello sir wot r u ur furz r fuzzly n pnik LLOLOMG dagron! (That last line is either 4 or 6 syllables depending on how to say 'omg', 'cause I fail 8D Also pink dragons are aweosme by defult.) ............ e gotz epic ninja skillz sumteims ez in ur cubburd Steelin ur sammiches Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:09 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): Lily-Chi DA Entry
Dwagon Haikoo :P
Kyootie dwagon.
Eated hish tree widdle pies.
Dwagonses ish fat. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:19 am (UTC)
(Anonymous)
LoLerella waz ah dargon dat loked liek a kitteh. Hir furieds sad shi waz lazee an onlee lurved to pew pew pew watchin pronz. BUTT! Lolerella haz a skrit! Shi iz haxxorin da interwebs wit hir cyoot pics. Shi maykz dem faboo fur i can haz cheezburger soz joo can haz dem ta laff at. Wen joo laff you gve hir yer sool! Yus Lolerella is really basement cat.....joo dun knowin dat basement cat waz a dargon huh?
OggyWolf
www.furaffinity.net/user/oggywolf Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:25 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): entrie iz teh winz plz?
Teh Dragin wantz ur fuzzeh kyutie petz. Loldragin haz mazive lurve of teh cuddleness and nomming yer floreh stuffs in potz. Hoomin not happeh wit Loldragin becuz ov potz are belong to Loldragin. Loldragin grinz for to giv hoomin shineh sparklie heartznesses.
rabidyaoifanboy.deviantart.com
i haz no livejournal.../cry. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:40 am (UTC)
jack_talon
Wan dai i wuz flyin ovar a bootifool village wen sudanly a thundrstarm caem!!! i wachd az litenin het a tree adn maed fier!!! i tride two bloe eet owt butt i is a dwagon adn jus maed fier woors! i nead to rmembr, fur nxt tiem! Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:42 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): My Speed Story! :D
evry nao an den i decide im goin 2 blend in wif somethin,
whethr it be a rawk or grass. i always has mah fun. flyin in da cloudz chasin mah frenz iz also epic. mah tail cuts
thru teh cloudz. dis nevr tirez me. im nevr tird ov
change. lovingly an willingly i blend in wif anythin, but
sometimez mah mesy wings start 2 ruffle, an mah tail 4 sum reason wont sit still.
but non teh les, i pull thru an pres on wif mah evr changin environment.
i nevr git bord ov meetin new creaturez. i luv 2 say oh
hai 2 evry1, evn tho they cud spit it bak at me, it
stil plzz me 2 c how evry1 interacts wif wan another.
teh only ting dat iz startin 2 mak me worry, iz humanz.
they r killin wut i call home. i continue 2 blend in wif
teh environments 2 look upon wut they do. an wut they do
iz no small mattr. wut they do 2 mah home, mah freindz
home, teh home ov mummy nachur, it sickens me. teh smoke
dat they create gathers undr mah blu scalez an puts me in
pain. i wants 2 try an do wut i can, but im only wan
dragon, an flyin around seein mah frenz in cagez, it hurts
me, it makes me skerd dat dis will be mah fate. 4 evryone
2 poke fingers. 4 evrone 2 c we r real.
WE DOAN EXIST.
This killed my head XD!!
http://screamtillheaven.deviantart.com/ just letting you know my account if anything happens XD
All the best with trying to read these things! XD Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 10:56 am (UTC)
xcoldcreaturex
This was great fun- hard as hell, but fun XD If I get time, I'll try and enter another one ;D Glintin blu-gween skawles, Clam-shel belleh an purpil i’s, Breathin clowds adn myst. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 11:17 am (UTC)
newfdraggie
aboot time wind blew teh wyte boi in armonee inna wai difrnt Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 11:28 am (UTC)
maelixa: Wurs haikoo eva?
wuns i sor scalee i woz liek "LOLZ not u 2?!" an he woz liek "tru" Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 11:38 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): Dave's Tael (By kovah on Deviantart)
Whunce upun a tiem thare wus a dwaggin, he wus a big scawy draggin an lieked nom nom noming on teh ickle viallage dat wus nearestest 2 his cave. Sumtiems teh ickle an nommy hoomans wud coem 2 teh dwaggins cave an tri to poek him wif nasty pointy stieks. So big dwaggin who was calleded Dave wud put his hed out of his cave an ‘RAWR’ at teh ickle nommy hoomans. Den dey wud all runs aweh goin ‘AHHHHHHH’. But sekritly Dave wus a lonesome dwaggin an all he wanted wus a fwend who he cud go an nom teh cows wif by the lake.
One day dere wen he was nomming on a cow he sawed a shadows flyed over him an luked up an his moufs felled open coz he sawed a pwetty ladee dwaggin. Dave forgotted his cow an went to fly afta teh ladee. But she wus too fast as Dave had nommed too many cows an so he had to stop an den he decided dat teh fat cows by teh lake were a sumtiems food only.
So wen the ladee dwaggin flewed ova him next tiem Dave cud catch her and she sed ‘ooo arnt u a hamsum dwaggin, with shiney mauve skales.’ Dave smiled showin his big teefs and gave his new ladee dwaggin a hug and sum of teh cow he had been noming earlier. Teh ladee dwaggin wus calleded Margret an togefer dey liveded happily eva after in Dave’s caev.
(Draws too many cows Dave if by sum miricel dis wins)
Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:13 pm (UTC)
khriskin
Snowtiemz boredom nao Happydragon sighs, alas Run out, teh happeh Heh, I like this contest! ^_^ *pats her poor PlotDragon* (And to think, I even made him and Invisible Snowknight! ... But I eated it. nomnomnom) Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:16 pm (UTC)
lizybest: contest entry
Poor, little clumsy
With wings too big for himself
Learning how to fly Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:17 pm (UTC)
kistaro
I iz so hungry Berning thingz burnz ennergee ...I can eet pezents Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
ladynyoko: I can has cheezburger?
Wunc upon tiemz, dar wuz dwagon. Dwagon haz a hapee, fur he haz cheezburger. An cheezburger haz flavr. Boot wun day, cheezburger wuz fudnapped. Dwagon becomed angwy, an squeeshed hoomanz fur takeen cheezburger. Cuz cheezburger waz his. He liek flavr. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:55 pm (UTC)
emagnus
he stud magestekly apun teh rockfayse, prining g8 lether qills on hes back. teh quils r poizen bards; he using dem 2 hnt mans. teh rumbul in hes tumtum sez he shuld feed. 2:02 lef on timr. if hes slow, teh mans wel leve teh valeh n he wel starv. kek. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC)
webkilla
a lolspeak dragon haiku Hai thar loldragon i herd u liek teh lulz pool is closed rofl i hope it qualifies Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
keluswulf: LOL Haiku entry
Blue liek teh bukkit Ur eyes see wut I did thar I can haz dragon Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): haiku
Doragon fleiz high
Liek wtfbbq
Kneeee ohn dragenz art
by BladeWarrior
(see what I did thar?) xD Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 02:24 pm (UTC)
yoski: Kym teh 1337 dragon!!!1111oneone
Kym is a noob dragon wif golden skin and scales. He likes hotdogs and mezmezs a lot ... His Is r big and green. Haz a loooooooongtail rival of longcat. He haz a red collar wif a shini sun in himz neck. Kym’s wingz r EPIX and HUGE. He loves 2 chat 4 hours and hours. He wont eat hoomanz (maybe only wif ketchup, rly!). Alsew, he eats cheezs bigger than himself. Speshully as fondue in a big pot. altoug cuz of dat he baf sewmtimezs akshully. Kym keelz evul monsters a lot. Himz a PRO in keelin bad stuf. like basemeznt cat minyons. He goes PEW-PEW wif fire breath and then On-NOM-NOMS dem to deat (nomnom iz a hobee 2). Kym wants 2 b MOAR powerful. Himz wanted momezeh proud so 1 dai he flys far from momeeh and found kn8. Kn8 said “ai WILL keel you wif mah sword!!!111oneoneone” and Kym lolz because kn8 was very n00b of dragonz. So him just said “LOL u are not going 2 keel me, aim kweel, brb cya”and tried to nom kn8. But kn8 was pro akshully. “Aim king of this land lol”he said“oRly?” kym askz “YEAH, rly!”. They fought to deat but kym was late for dinner so momeeh came an PEW-PEW the kn8. Kn8 screamz “HAAAAX!”but was 2 late. Kym took shini EPICZ sword +1 and was very happee. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 02:49 pm (UTC)
stormy_neko
It's a trap. Anyone who enters the contest will be exposed for what they truly are and will be forced to knock down a pinata full of BEES! Ah Yes BEES! the true judges of right and wrong since before Dr Who! Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 02:53 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous): Story @_@
Swish swish I be swimz under waterz. To n’ fro go I chuurnen waterness wit my toz. Look to meh rite and iz spiez wat? A skool of feesh be watch’n me! Scurd they are, Yoda wuld say, snapp jawz, sweem away teyh gu. Slitherinz dis wai n’dat. I to a stop comz, shinie shiniez katches mine eyez. Goto see izz wat I do and omg wtfbbq it’s magikul leopluradon! Shouz me way teh wai to ur momz! But dis stoopid “STAHRFEESH LUV MEH LUV MEH” geetz in wai. I shallz eated himz and have teh sooshee t’nite. I wish I culd see kitti feesh so I can haz cheezeburger but noh, all basez r not belong to uz, my precousssss. No basez belong to kitti, unlezz they be neonz keetehz seez on ustreamsz we do! Liek omg no wai eets octo-mom-pus! Runz awai or shez want your seedz willz! I tell herz to leev Brittoneh alone or else chalkolate rainz make herz do teh twitterz danz. And becuz cake iz lie we see if eet blenz! Dowagon chompz full nowz. Kkthnxbbai.
-Bladewarrior
OMG, my head hurts from writing that... Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
toxicneon
LMAO this sounds like a fun contest. i will definitely attempt to enter. Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 05:03 pm (UTC)
andantonius: Lolstory
so ther onse wus liek a dagron, hes naem wus boo. boo wus scurd of teh dark, so he gots liek a sheep frum teh shepurd adn liek brethd hes mouht fier adn maed it 2 be on fier. Tehn boos caev was liek lited up adn he wusnt scurd nemore adn he killd teh youniverse. teh end. |
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